). Welcome to the West Coast! It is weird reading her stories about her dogs, but she's also so very, very abnormal. As a teacher, I try to assess each student in the best way for that student. LOVE IT!!! I had a dog who didn't understand the concept of fetch. As a condition for allowing us to have dogs in our rental house, our landlady made us promise that we wouldn't let the dogs scratch the wood floors. Didn't see the problem until she went to eat or drink and the cone hit the ground, but her mouth was so far up the cone she couldn't get anything. Barking! Ohh! I found out she was blind and this leads me to believe she is a genius because she does things no blind dog should be able to do, like get food from the middle of the kitchen table (she is only 13 lbs so this is quite a feat.). I'm not sure what was special about my right knee...only he knows. meow. Licking is actually a nervous tick, kinda like chewing your nails or the like.If she was kept in a kennel for much of her puppyhood, it is very possible that she hasn't learned how certain muscles work, or the muscles have been under-developed. Thank you. Welcome to Oregon!!! 2 teaspoons cinnamon. LOL! it doesn't matter if dogs are dumb, she sounds like a good buddy. I am so glad you wrote about simple dog again! This post simultaneously made me laugh and also was terribly sad, because I know how badly dogs want to please their owners. Thanks so much for the creativity of You, Allie! That burning man is made of epic. You get the idea. First, I had to make her sit, which was a test in and of itself. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and nutmeg. We decided that it would probably be best to bring the dogs inside. Every time we put a blanket on our girl, she lies down because THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE UNDER A BLANKET. After a while, you convince yourself you won't even notice it, it's so regular and consistent. :). I love that dog's expressions (in your drawings), it makes me love his retardedness. Glad you survived the move. when my roommate and i first moved into our apartment, her dog started territory pooping.almost every day, in front of the fireplace,she'd poop in little crop circles.and now,every time something changes (if we get another dog staying with us,for example) she'll crop circle territory poop throughout the house. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence - that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she'd wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog. I don't know how the weather is in Bend, but at Pacific University (nearish to Portland/Hillsboro area), it's been raining for about three solid days with no breaks.My mother's cat did something similar when she moved from Portland to Denver - something that helped a lot was feeding her peanut butter and putting butter between her toes. I hope you guys are settling in well in OR <3. Enjoy Oregon! SO hysterical! :). Every single picture series made me laugh until I cried. Glad to hear your helper dog is adjusting. I guess it was just depressed forever. Which I cannot provide when I am the only one in the car and I'm driving. We offered the toy to the dogs. So for, what, 4 days? I don't think I can handle real dogs right now. Please have celebratory nachos. Oh....my abs hurt really badly now. The picture of the dogs sprinting around is what did me in. My mother knows nothing.Allie, you are brilliant! However, I think that dog intelligence might wrap around, because there are times when my dog, who seems smart most of the time acts completely retarded like we've never met. Once again, I laughed until I cried. It is easy to imagine that a dog who has recently experienced a dramatic upheaval of its formerly safe and predictable life might not react well to suddenly having strange objects attached to all four of its feet. *sigh* Mine is capable of scaring himself with his own tail. All the best to you and your pup! )My bf and I would be sitting in the kitchen when Salem would run in from the living room as if something demanded his immediate attention. This made me laugh so. Aww, I thought my dog was retarded when I got her too. Culminating in tears streaming down my face...after which all I could utter was a strangled "Allie" - which was immediately understood and a battle to the computer ensued so others could react in much the same way. Your blog is great, I personally believe that your "Cake vs. Pie" entry should be archived in the Library of Congress so that it may be used as a citable reference. It's got company with my very sweet, yet kind of dumb dog. I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. Hyperbole And A Half – A Funny, Brutally Honest Memoir by Bill Gates, Gates Notes Some of the books I’ve recommended as summer reads really aren’t. She *wants* to be a good dog! If you have ever moved with a dog, this is must read. Has she accepted that you weren't actually escorting her to death's door? (I'm in Portland right now, though I'm moving back to Washington next month.) I love your Paint dog! Oh, and btw, the positive-feedback loop reference was pure joy for us system dynamics types. hahaha my dog definitely does not ever pass the blanket test. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. :D, Oh my hell I have never laughed so hard! All I have to say is that I am not the type of person to even read blogs, but yours are so hilarious that not only is it the only one that I read, but I have come to the point where I religiously check your website each day to see if there is a new post. I laughed out loud at that alone!! She doesn't understand what's happening, but she knows she doesn't like it. Oct 30, 2017 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. My dog did EXACTLY this same thing for YEARS. . My poor mom. I fear one of these nights he will kill me in my sleep. She started following me everywhere, pausing every so often to flop to the ground in an exaggeratedly morose fashion - because maybe that would make me realize how selfish I was being by continuing to pack despite her obvious emotional discomfort. SO fantastic! I'm sending you the bill for the hernia... That is so sad....in a sort of funny way!I'm just so glad she has you instead of some creep who would try to beat sense into her.Great post! We have moved across the country four times. Just a thought! The wall, the floor, your arm, a bookshelf, a chair, his own leg, etc. I hope that's not creepy. Hyperbole and a Half. Fluff. Brosh has also expanded the comic into a series of … Stuff like this is why I prefer to appreciate other people's dogs and not own any myself. German shepherds tend to be so hysterical. Because she looks like a huge wee-dog =PLuffDerek. Maybe I need to google "I am retarded. Thank you for this fear-inspiring post! With the cup I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she is a tiny chihuahua and the cup was about the same height as her, so I helped her tip it over. meow. Not quite in the same way, but in the way that he can't just be. And thrice with a neurotic cat. (He died of old age - nothing calamitous) I hope you and your new dummy have lots of happy years together too. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations.FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. Great pictures. YAY!!! Better anatomy than most sparkledogs.Also, this post forced me to put my head down and laugh for so long that my parents think there is something wrong with me. This dog is my heart dog, but on some level I acknowledge that his spirit was very likely broken and as awesome and amazing a dog as he is, he will never be quite what he could have been if his former people had not abused him and then abandoned him. These are some of my favorite drawings yet, my god. I feel your pain :/, Aww poor little gal! When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on. we found him, but he was never quite the same...good luck in OR. I'm going to flop around like your simple dog thinking about simple shapes. LOL my dog isn't quite this silly, but he's pretty darn close. Hilarious Hyperbole and a Half Webcomic Becomes Hilarious Book This week, Simon and Schuster publishes Allie Brosh's first print collection of her work, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. But you’ll wish it went on longer, because it’s funny and smart as hell. LOL this was amazing! In your drawing of you walking both dogs, helper dog's whole stance, face, everything is soooooooo hilarious!!!! This is the first "new post" I've seen since I started watching your blog (which was like last week) so I'm super excited!I was swimming in my pool once with a snorkel on, and when my poor mutt dog saw that I wasn't coming up for air, he started barking hysterically and finally resorted to jumping into the pool to save me. we thought our irish wolfhound was retarded, turns out he's just really, really, really lazy. New post! I used to be really confused at my dogs behavior and actually get frustrated or made and basically take it personally. I have a pretty fucking stupid dog, too; when you throw him a treat, he turns the complete opposite direction to catch it. He also failed the under-the-blanket test. I was going through withdrawals. I called out "refrigerator!" You make me laugh out loud every time I read your posts! I had a cat who used to fall upstairs but I think she was only doing that to make me feel better about MY klutziness! Those two days were filled with the most concentrated display of overemotional suffering I have ever witnessed. It's absolutely fabulous! For 6 hours. We needed that. *20 minute silence* *simultaneous retching and pooping* meow. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. You are seriously the queen of the internets. They act much the same way as your simple dog, meowing like their life is over. You just....get me. =). http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=101+dog+tricks+by+kyra+sundance&x=0&y=0&sprefix=101+dogother than that....totally hilarious and sad at the same time! Bahahahahhaahahhahah. It's okay. My therapy dog feels it is her right to be carried up the stairs, even though she can navigate them just fine. My husband is in the military. In any case, I'm glad I found you. Awesome :)As for the hardwood floors -- have you considered something like these: http://www.softpaws.net/colors.html ? Hyperbole and A Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Book) : Brosh, Allie : #1 New York Times Bestseller Funny and smart as hell (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Thank you Allie! When we were loading the dogs into the car, the constant, high-pitched sound emanating from the simple dog finally broke the helper dog. I LOVE your dogs!! I got a book for Christmas called 101 Dog Tricks in the hopes I would try to teach her some this summer. This is wonderful. 2 tablespoons granulated sugar. Spot on, girl! You have the same exact dogs as me! "I'm making noise!" I Googled "how to tell if your dog is retarded" and after a bit of research, I found a dog IQ test that looked fairly legitimate. Dumb is good. Big belly laughs. Hyperbole and a half dog Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. In her surprise, the simple dog let out a yelp, which further upset the helper dog. That is TOO funny. Thanks Allie! Senior Dog (that's the nickname I'd give my other dog...she's old and kind of bitchy) and I just glare at her, willing her to shut up because there is absolutely nothing wrong. Did she pass that test? A dog with a brain backs up and turns around. Aw, yay for Hyperbole and a Half. I was seriously lol'ing all over the place with this one. As if the scary moving never happened.I sometimes think animals reflect our truest and innermost feelings that society prevents us from expressing. That clash of willings, my god 's like Rain Man... and will you. 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Hahaha, the dog throwing up sequence was the best part of the whole post!! Not surprisingly, the helper dog interpreted the snow as a sign of her imminent demise. Why do I ever read this blog while I'm at work? And with the blanket I thought the same thing, she just loves being under blankets anyways! Does she ever stare off into space like she's doing equations in her head? Neither dog is well-equipped with coping mechanisms of any kind. I'm using "The God of Cake" as my entry for this year's Edible Book Contest. I'm in total agreeal* with the person who said these are some of your best drawings ever. Love it! My dog also did the licking-the-floor-for-no-apparent-reason thing for a while. One of us was beside Salem as he slept peacefully. He failed the test where you put your dog facing in two gates forming a vee (like this >). Welcome to the West Coast! It is weird reading her stories about her dogs, but she's also so very, very abnormal. As a teacher, I try to assess each student in the best way for that student. LOVE IT!!! I had a dog who didn't understand the concept of fetch. As a condition for allowing us to have dogs in our rental house, our landlady made us promise that we wouldn't let the dogs scratch the wood floors. Didn't see the problem until she went to eat or drink and the cone hit the ground, but her mouth was so far up the cone she couldn't get anything. Barking! Ohh! I found out she was blind and this leads me to believe she is a genius because she does things no blind dog should be able to do, like get food from the middle of the kitchen table (she is only 13 lbs so this is quite a feat.). I'm not sure what was special about my right knee...only he knows. meow. Licking is actually a nervous tick, kinda like chewing your nails or the like.If she was kept in a kennel for much of her puppyhood, it is very possible that she hasn't learned how certain muscles work, or the muscles have been under-developed. Thank you. Welcome to Oregon!!! 2 teaspoons cinnamon. LOL! it doesn't matter if dogs are dumb, she sounds like a good buddy. I am so glad you wrote about simple dog again! This post simultaneously made me laugh and also was terribly sad, because I know how badly dogs want to please their owners. Thanks so much for the creativity of You, Allie! That burning man is made of epic. You get the idea. First, I had to make her sit, which was a test in and of itself. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and nutmeg. We decided that it would probably be best to bring the dogs inside. Every time we put a blanket on our girl, she lies down because THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE UNDER A BLANKET. After a while, you convince yourself you won't even notice it, it's so regular and consistent. :). I love that dog's expressions (in your drawings), it makes me love his retardedness. Glad you survived the move. when my roommate and i first moved into our apartment, her dog started territory pooping.almost every day, in front of the fireplace,she'd poop in little crop circles.and now,every time something changes (if we get another dog staying with us,for example) she'll crop circle territory poop throughout the house. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence - that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she'd wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog. I don't know how the weather is in Bend, but at Pacific University (nearish to Portland/Hillsboro area), it's been raining for about three solid days with no breaks.My mother's cat did something similar when she moved from Portland to Denver - something that helped a lot was feeding her peanut butter and putting butter between her toes. I hope you guys are settling in well in OR <3. Enjoy Oregon! SO hysterical! :). Every single picture series made me laugh until I cried. Glad to hear your helper dog is adjusting. I guess it was just depressed forever. Which I cannot provide when I am the only one in the car and I'm driving. We offered the toy to the dogs. So for, what, 4 days? I don't think I can handle real dogs right now. Please have celebratory nachos. Oh....my abs hurt really badly now. The picture of the dogs sprinting around is what did me in. My mother knows nothing.Allie, you are brilliant! However, I think that dog intelligence might wrap around, because there are times when my dog, who seems smart most of the time acts completely retarded like we've never met. Once again, I laughed until I cried. It is easy to imagine that a dog who has recently experienced a dramatic upheaval of its formerly safe and predictable life might not react well to suddenly having strange objects attached to all four of its feet. *sigh* Mine is capable of scaring himself with his own tail. All the best to you and your pup! )My bf and I would be sitting in the kitchen when Salem would run in from the living room as if something demanded his immediate attention. This made me laugh so. Aww, I thought my dog was retarded when I got her too. Culminating in tears streaming down my face...after which all I could utter was a strangled "Allie" - which was immediately understood and a battle to the computer ensued so others could react in much the same way. Your blog is great, I personally believe that your "Cake vs. Pie" entry should be archived in the Library of Congress so that it may be used as a citable reference. It's got company with my very sweet, yet kind of dumb dog. I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. Hyperbole And A Half – A Funny, Brutally Honest Memoir by Bill Gates, Gates Notes Some of the books I’ve recommended as summer reads really aren’t. She *wants* to be a good dog! If you have ever moved with a dog, this is must read. Has she accepted that you weren't actually escorting her to death's door? (I'm in Portland right now, though I'm moving back to Washington next month.) I love your Paint dog! Oh, and btw, the positive-feedback loop reference was pure joy for us system dynamics types. hahaha my dog definitely does not ever pass the blanket test. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. :D, Oh my hell I have never laughed so hard! All I have to say is that I am not the type of person to even read blogs, but yours are so hilarious that not only is it the only one that I read, but I have come to the point where I religiously check your website each day to see if there is a new post. I laughed out loud at that alone!! She doesn't understand what's happening, but she knows she doesn't like it. Oct 30, 2017 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. My dog did EXACTLY this same thing for YEARS. . My poor mom. I fear one of these nights he will kill me in my sleep. She started following me everywhere, pausing every so often to flop to the ground in an exaggeratedly morose fashion - because maybe that would make me realize how selfish I was being by continuing to pack despite her obvious emotional discomfort. SO fantastic! I'm sending you the bill for the hernia... That is so sad....in a sort of funny way!I'm just so glad she has you instead of some creep who would try to beat sense into her.Great post! We have moved across the country four times. Just a thought! The wall, the floor, your arm, a bookshelf, a chair, his own leg, etc. I hope that's not creepy. Hyperbole and a Half. Fluff. Brosh has also expanded the comic into a series of … Stuff like this is why I prefer to appreciate other people's dogs and not own any myself. German shepherds tend to be so hysterical. Because she looks like a huge wee-dog =PLuffDerek. Maybe I need to google "I am retarded. Thank you for this fear-inspiring post! With the cup I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she is a tiny chihuahua and the cup was about the same height as her, so I helped her tip it over. meow. Not quite in the same way, but in the way that he can't just be. And thrice with a neurotic cat. (He died of old age - nothing calamitous) I hope you and your new dummy have lots of happy years together too. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations.FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. Great pictures. YAY!!! Better anatomy than most sparkledogs.Also, this post forced me to put my head down and laugh for so long that my parents think there is something wrong with me. This dog is my heart dog, but on some level I acknowledge that his spirit was very likely broken and as awesome and amazing a dog as he is, he will never be quite what he could have been if his former people had not abused him and then abandoned him. These are some of my favorite drawings yet, my god. I feel your pain :/, Aww poor little gal! When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on. we found him, but he was never quite the same...good luck in OR. I'm going to flop around like your simple dog thinking about simple shapes. LOL my dog isn't quite this silly, but he's pretty darn close. Hilarious Hyperbole and a Half Webcomic Becomes Hilarious Book This week, Simon and Schuster publishes Allie Brosh's first print collection of her work, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. But you’ll wish it went on longer, because it’s funny and smart as hell. LOL this was amazing! In your drawing of you walking both dogs, helper dog's whole stance, face, everything is soooooooo hilarious!!!! This is the first "new post" I've seen since I started watching your blog (which was like last week) so I'm super excited!I was swimming in my pool once with a snorkel on, and when my poor mutt dog saw that I wasn't coming up for air, he started barking hysterically and finally resorted to jumping into the pool to save me. we thought our irish wolfhound was retarded, turns out he's just really, really, really lazy. New post! I used to be really confused at my dogs behavior and actually get frustrated or made and basically take it personally. I have a pretty fucking stupid dog, too; when you throw him a treat, he turns the complete opposite direction to catch it. He also failed the under-the-blanket test. I was going through withdrawals. I called out "refrigerator!" You make me laugh out loud every time I read your posts! I had a cat who used to fall upstairs but I think she was only doing that to make me feel better about MY klutziness! Those two days were filled with the most concentrated display of overemotional suffering I have ever witnessed. It's absolutely fabulous! For 6 hours. We needed that. *20 minute silence* *simultaneous retching and pooping* meow. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. You are seriously the queen of the internets. They act much the same way as your simple dog, meowing like their life is over. You just....get me. =). http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=101+dog+tricks+by+kyra+sundance&x=0&y=0&sprefix=101+dogother than that....totally hilarious and sad at the same time! Bahahahahhaahahhahah. It's okay. My therapy dog feels it is her right to be carried up the stairs, even though she can navigate them just fine. My husband is in the military. In any case, I'm glad I found you. Awesome :)As for the hardwood floors -- have you considered something like these: http://www.softpaws.net/colors.html ? Hyperbole and A Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Book) : Brosh, Allie : #1 New York Times Bestseller Funny and smart as hell (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Thank you Allie! When we were loading the dogs into the car, the constant, high-pitched sound emanating from the simple dog finally broke the helper dog. I LOVE your dogs!! I got a book for Christmas called 101 Dog Tricks in the hopes I would try to teach her some this summer. This is wonderful. 2 tablespoons granulated sugar. Spot on, girl! You have the same exact dogs as me! "I'm making noise!" I Googled "how to tell if your dog is retarded" and after a bit of research, I found a dog IQ test that looked fairly legitimate. Dumb is good. Big belly laughs. Hyperbole and a half dog Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. In her surprise, the simple dog let out a yelp, which further upset the helper dog. That is TOO funny. Thanks Allie! Senior Dog (that's the nickname I'd give my other dog...she's old and kind of bitchy) and I just glare at her, willing her to shut up because there is absolutely nothing wrong. Did she pass that test? 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